Just received news my 97 year old uncle has decided to move to Austin .Texas because he wanted to get away from the rigor of football on Saturday. He said with Mack Brown moving to North Carolina everyone in Austin has lost interest in football. Someone told him dodgeball is a popular activity on Saturday afternoon in Austin. My family is worried he will run into the young lady who was waving the nasty finger on national tv last Saturday and make his 21 year old beauty queen girl friend jealous. I told them not to worry because my uncle doesn’t chase girls with limited teeth. He was told when going on campus use words with four letters or less so people could understand him. Do you think my uncle be safe in Austin ?