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Missed him by that much........

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Beast of burden......

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Okay, I won't............

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Meanwhile in Western Oklahoma..........

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Another western Oklahoma picture......

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Another dummy .....

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And another...........

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Picked on the wrong kid.......

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You take the high road and I'll take the low road....

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Major League Baseball starting soon...

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Wait up Mildred, I can bearly see ya..........

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Okay, I'm done. Time for my morning workout....

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Today is 3/14, which as you all well aware, is National Pi Day.

Who was the heftiest knight at King Arthur’s round table? Sir Cumference, because he ate too much pi.























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Alas, I was sorely remiss in letting St. Patrick's Day go by - so here, belatedly, is an Irish joke.

What's Irish and hangs out in your back yard?

Paddy O'Furniture

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And an extra Irish joke for being late . . .

A guy walks into an Irish pub and orders 3 tankards of ale. The bartender brings them, the man drinks them all straight down, one after another, and the bartender asks him why 3 at a time. He says - "I'm one of a set of triplets, and every year on our birthday, we decided that wherever we were, we'd always drink a tankard of ale for each of us. I'm passing through town today, so I'm drinking them here." The bartender thinks that kind of neat, and he sees the guy off and on when he's in town, and several times down through the years, he's in town on his birthday and comes in and drinks 3 tankards of ale for himself and his brothers. One year he comes in on his birthday and orders only 2 tankards of ale. The bartender is surprised, and finally says, "I'm sorry about your brother." The man is clearly puzzled and asks "Why?" The bartender says "Well, you only ordered 2 tankards of ale. Did one of your brothers die?" The guy says "No, me brothers are fine. But me, I quit drinking 6 months ago."

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And an extra Irish joke for being late . . .

A guy walks into an Irish pub and orders 3 tankards of ale. The bartender brings them, the man drinks them all straight down, one after another, and the bartender asks him why 3 at a time. He says - "I'm one of a set of triplets, and every year on our birthday, we decided that wherever we were, we'd always drink a tankard of ale for each of us. I'm passing through town today, so I'm drinking them here." The bartender thinks that kind of neat, and he sees the guy off and on when he's in town, and several times down through the years, he's in town on his birthday and comes in and drinks 3 tankards of ale for himself and his brothers. One year he comes in on his birthday and orders only 2 tankards of ale. The bartender is surprised, and finally says, "I'm sorry about your brother." The man is clearly puzzled and asks "Why?" The bartender says "Well, you only ordered 2 tankards of ale. Did one of your brothers die?" The guy says "No, me brothers are fine. But me, I quit drinking 6 months ago."



...being of Scots-Irish heritage, had to laugh out loud!

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Picked on the wrong kid.......




...where do you find all these great videos, K2C Sooner?

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Women don't admit their age, men don't act theirs.

There are 10 kinds of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't.

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The IRS motto: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

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One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby's crib. Silently she watched him.
 As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, skepticism.
 Touched by this display and the deep emotions it aroused, with eyes glistening she slipped her arm around her husband.
 "A penny for your thoughts," she said.
 "It's amazing!" he replied. "I just can't see how anybody can make a crib like that for only $46.50."

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A boy says, "Daddy, Daddy, I want to get married!"

 The father says, For that son, you have to have a boy and a girl."
 The son says, "I've found a girl."
 "Who?"
 "My grandmother."
 "Let me get this straight," the father says. "You want to marry my mother? You can't do that."
 "Well, why not?" the son says. "You married mine!"

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A woman decided to have her portrait painted.
  She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond rings, a diamond necklaces, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex."
  "But you are not wearing any of those things," he replied.
  "I know," she said. "It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewellery

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A boy says, "Daddy, Daddy, I want to get married!"

 The father says, For that son, you have to have a boy and a girl."
 The son says, "I've found a girl."
 "Who?"
 "My grandmother."
 "Let me get this straight," the father says. "You want to marry my mother? You can't do that."
 "Well, why not?" the son says. "You married mine!"


I heard that joke a different way many years ago. I would get you banned but it was much funnier the other way.:lol:

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I agree....:beer:

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Are you in there?:big confused:

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If Lincoln Riley was a basketball coach........

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Meanwhile in Stillwater..........

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My dog can do that..........

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You take the high road and I'll take the low road........

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