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 Posted: Fri Apr 2nd, 2021 05:53 pm

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The old snarling dog gets a birthday gift....

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I can do that....

Actually, I'm proud to say I've lost 16 pounds since my last Doctors appt. Need another 15 to get me where I was when I retired. I looked a lot like this guy's gut.

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 Posted: Fri Apr 2nd, 2021 06:03 pm

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Why I'm getting out of the house rental business...

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 Posted: Fri Apr 2nd, 2021 06:19 pm

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I can do that...Not.

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I can't end a gif dump without a high road or two...

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A couple of Back to the futures...

Sorry no shark picts today. I'm looking.:dude:

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K2C Sooner wrote:


53 Chevy on Route 66!

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I guessed about a 52 when I posted it. And I thought it was a GM product, but I guessed an Oldsmobile. I love those old pictures that I bring back to the present.:dude:

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My first car was a 41 chev. I also owned, at one time or another, 51, 54, 55, 57, and 59 chevrolets. Owned a lot of later chevs too. Still have a 62 Impala and a 51 pickup. Never had a bad one.

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You should have kept the 55 and 57, as long as they were 2-doors.:dude:

My brother owned a 283 62 Impala that I enjoyed outrunning him in my 65 Mustang.:dude:

I'm a Ford guy. One bad one, a 74 Gia 4 cyl Mustang. A piece of crap.

I own a rare 87 Mustang Saleen Convertable (one of 32 made) and a cherry 1981 flareside F100 pickup with a 302.

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IKEA is so popular in it's home country that their CEO was recently elected president of Sweden.

He's still trying to put his cabinet together.

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My wife blocked me on Facebook because I post too many corny bird puns.

Well, toucan play at that game.

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My son built a model of Mt. Everest for a school project. I was pretty impressed, and I asked him "Is it built to scale?"

He got a puzzled expression and said "No, Dad, it's only made out of paper mache. It's just built to look at."

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Bronco wrote: K2C Sooner wrote:


53 Chevy on Route 66!
Me thinks someone chopped the roof on that Chevy.  And did a dang good job of it!

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Gif Dump....

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You take the high road and I'll take the low road...

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Okay car guys...make and year. My guess Ford 1959

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This blonde looks sort of like my granddaughter minus 20 pounds. And yeas, she's a ditzy blonde.:dude:

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Here Kity Kitty...

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No shark picts today..how about a gator?

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My wife can do that...7 wrecks\dings in 7 years. I just quit fixing them and drive around in a dinged-up mini-van.:dude:



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K2C Sooner wrote:
Okay car guys...make and year. My guess Ford 1959



The driver better hope it's either a Falcon, a Skylark, or an Eagle.

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I hate flying...

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Heh! Dummy.

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Another High Road...

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Is that you, Horsefly?:dude:

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Just take the kids fun away...:(


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